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14 Aug 2008 - Free dead (?) frozen wasps & hives (WASPSICLES!!)

11 Jun 2008 - Worst. Apartment. Ever.

14 Apr 2008 - For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

05 Mar 2008 - i'm a producer dammit, why won't women have sex with me?!

23 Jan 2008 - Dear Computer Science Professor - w4m

17 Dec 2007 - Things I DON'T Need for Christmas

13 Dec 2007 - Writer / End Of The World.

19 Nov 2007 - "What Happened to All the Nice Guys?"

13 Jun 2007 - Bad News About The Screeching Bird on Rossmore......

22 May 2007 - A Memo to Straight Women Seeking A Gay Male Friend

29 Mar 2007 - So you want to ride me?

16 Jan 2007 - Thank you for folding my laundry, please stop having sex.

20 Jul 2006 - My Son Is A Moron... He Did Not Come From My Loins...

17 Jul 2006 - DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

15 Jul 2006 - RANT: Bathroom Time = Private Time!

04 Jun 2006 - hot guy with the faux hawk and straight 'tude at Crunch (YEAH YOU) - m4m

24 May 2006 - Ten Tips to get more Barters!!

10 May 2006 - My Ugly, Fat Neighbor Having Sex In Her Jacuzzi W/Her Gross BF

16 Apr 2006 - A Rant from a Cop

24 Mar 2006 - Drinks with Dino

20 Mar 2006 - it's over, I'm leaving you...

15 Mar 2006 - You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

15 Feb 2006 - 8 things I hate about valentine's

21 Dec 2005 - Nigerian Scammer Payback

16 Dec 2005 - The System is Down

11 Dec 2005 - Orgasm Notice - 3 Days to Pay or Quit

10 Dec 2005 - SWF with DID Wants Caring Kinky Man - w4m

03 Dec 2005 - That rooster died!

02 Dec 2005 - I love my dog, but... eeew.

13 Oct 2005 - Signs you are not my new roommate

23 Sep 2005 - I accidentally molested my cat...

09 Jul 2005 - I hate you, white fish with the flowy fins

03 Jul 2005 - To the Beautiful Men of Hollywood

19 Jun 2005 - CL Code

14 Jun 2005 - to the Fucking Asshole Formerly Known as Boyfriend

13 Jun 2005 - Free VCR with Porno video stuck in it

12 Jun 2005 - Here's a story, of a man named Brady...

01 May 2005 - RANT- Trader Joe's

30 Apr 2005 - How to get yourself laid - a 10 step guide

29 Apr 2005 - Anal Bleaching – NOT just for women

21 Apr 2005 - Guard Your Nipple Hair!

21 Apr 2005 - Join my GAY street gang! - m4mm

04 Apr 2005 - Dear Outer Space Inhabitant

29 Mar 2005 - Songs I want to kick my ass for liking...

21 Mar 2005 - Fuck you LA, and the BMW you rode in on…

19 Feb 2005 - The Craig’s List M4M Dictionary:

17 Feb 2005 - Recap: 60 reasons a Vibrator is better than a Man

03 Feb 2005 - “The Sink Is Not a Place to Wash your BALLS"

17 Jan 2005 - The 'Holy Crap We're Moving Saturday And Need To Sell Our Stuff' Sale

13 Jan 2005 - Never Eat Mexican Food On A Third Date!

12 Jan 2005 - I AM THE WORLD'S WORST LESBIAN

12 Jan 2005 - ANTS RANT!

04 Jan 2005 - She shit on my dog!!

03 Jan 2005 - How To Respond To An Ad... (Particularly Mine)...

24 Dec 2004 - Haikudos: you caused a 5-car pileup on the 5!

06 Dec 2004 - Are you bad in the sack?

26 Nov 2004 - Rant: What's up with the parade of cocks?

17 Nov 2004 - Shower Head

17 Nov 2004 - John Goodman and a Parking Garage Kicked My Ass

16 Nov 2004 - The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

10 Nov 2004 - Your Beverly Hills Mansion for my Van Nuys house

07 Nov 2004 - “I owe Craigslist my life!”

24 Oct 2004 - WOMEN OF LOS ANGELES, READ THIS

29 Sep 2004 - Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.

07 Sep 2004 - meet my middle finger

02 Sep 2004 - MC: my neighbor with his snooze button

30 Aug 2004 - Sparks flew as I was shoved into a Grand Cherokee - w4m

16 Aug 2004 - I grabbed your boobs on Sunset. - m4w

23 Jul 2004 - Got caught banging waitress! I need furniture..... CHEAP!

21 Jul 2004 - I Just Landed the Best Fucking Job in the World!

01 Jul 2004 - WARNING!!!

19 Jun 2004 - FREE PUPPY

17 Jun 2004 - notes written by a guy for guys on how to perform cunnlingus

17 Jun 2004 - You Layed On Me Twice and Gave Me Fake Numbers

09 Jun 2004 - ARE YOU 70, FUN AND SEXLESS? YOU’RE PERFECT FOR MY MOTHER! - w4w

09 Jun 2004 - I want to fuck an extraterrestrial.

02 Jun 2004 - Whomp! There is is!!

01 Jun 2004 - I NEED POOP--- SERIOUSLY!

31 May 2004 - Open Letter to: Russian Man Who Translated an entire movie to his wife

31 May 2004 - YOU: GIRL BY YOUR POOL IN MANHATTAN BEACH. I WAS ON THE 747 THAT FLEW OVER - m4w

30 May 2004 - Cyborg in exchange for free rent!

27 May 2004 - Counter Booty Call Agreement - w4m

27 May 2004 - Booty Call Agreement (For Confused)

26 May 2004 - To the Engineer with the '87 Accord

19 May 2004 - A R&R LETTER TO MY EX...

18 May 2004 - Baby has to go - got bird

18 May 2004 - Missing The Following Items

16 May 2004 - Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

15 May 2004 - We could've fucked, but you got hit by a car - w4m

05 May 2004 - Men online: why we are the way we are

05 May 2004 - Hey, girl in my building that howls Evan Essence 28 times a night!

01 May 2004 - "making out with you killed my dog"

28 Apr 2004 - Dear Mr. Peepers from across the street

26 Apr 2004 - Google IPO

29 Mar 2004 - I OD'd on love when I saw you OD at my party saturday night! - m4w

29 Mar 2004 - Fat Tony's Public Crapper rules & regulations

24 Mar 2004 - I just learned something

19 Mar 2004 - You crapped on my head and now you're taking all my friendsters

17 Mar 2004 - will pay for ticket or trade sex for a strokes pit ticket

07 Mar 2004 - Please do not post on this board...