and i want to "accidentally" cover your eyes, so you crash into the wall. and then watch you get mad and chase me around the living room... and i'll run slow so you can catch me ..i'll even pretend to trip, so you can fall on top of me. and then i'll put all your worries about my penchant for cheating during car-racing games to rest with one big gigantic squeeze..
and you'll say, "ahhhhhhhhhh babe! you can cover my eyes, and make me crash into the computer-generated wall in my super charged, expensive, formula 1 car anytime!"
... and i'll say, "mmmmm... i like the way you smell when you don't take a shower for a day... and it's like, on the verge of being stinky but it's not....
it's..
just..
you..."
and you'll say, "i like you.
let's have sex on the couch to make it official."
..and we'll hump for around 45 minutes, alternating between slow thrusting, where i look at you and visibly ache inside just seeing those expressions on your face.. the ones that make me worry in the back of my head that someday you'll grow old, and i'll grow old, and i'll either be senile, or you'll be hit by a drunk driver, and we'll never be able to recreate the days that don't feel like the grinding work stints that people want to abandon and trade in for something better..
because we're together... in a house (or any place on earth) that just happens to fit around us like the way odd-shaped circumstances fit around chronic daydreams. like worn out blankets fit around the shoulders of people who've lived alone outside next to cement and stale gum their whole lives...
....we'll someday be different than the whim-filled thoughts we indulged as new toothpaste-sharing neighbors exploring the boundaries of the kitchen, naked and hungry, because something will happen... it always does..
.........but like i was saying, alternating between slow thrusting... and mad Mr. Toad's Wild Ride prodigious, ambitious wall-hunting, propped up against the bookshelf by the door, falling off the chair, breaking in the nearest kitchen counters sex... the sex that sells itself just by the thought of it during the day and waiting for it ..counting the seconds until 5pm when the Fred Flintstone whistle blows and it's time to leave work and have the hearty young Jim Morrison fuck of our unintentional lives..
i wanna take you into the jacuzzi and suck on your toes.. because i won't do it unless they're clean.. and i won't do it unless i mean it. not because it turns me on.. but because i know it makes mortal girls cringe. and i want to know that i've safely crossed the line of permission given to unwanted but secretly appreciated gestures..
i want you to use your tongue on me in places that are reserved for thoughts often unloaded in confessional boxes or anonymous online diaries... i want you to be that in love with me that you forget about the uptight bitches you call friends who attempt to direct your life like a naggy bunch of housewives in training, complete with cock-shaped clitori and hair curlers and green facial masks.. i want you to pretend those self-serving cunts, er..."friends".. are dead and buried and resting in hell with the other fallen angels.. and they have nothing more to say about the way we want to touch, yearn, tease, toss, taunt and tantalize each other's bodies and salads..
i want to take you places in my car. and i want you to drive me places in yours.. i want to go to L.A. and feel artsy.. i want to go to San Diego and feel lost and careless like i'm on an unsuspecting vacation full of days that haven't even been solidified into actual excuses for leaving work yet.. i want to get on my bike and pedal and ride next to yours and in front of yours and in back of yours.. i want to see your ass hugging the bike seat and squeeze it when i pedal by at light speed as we come up to the hill on goldenwest and barrel down it, hoping the traffic lights will change in time, so we can apply less brake and more resolve to hit speeds designed to make normal people pee their pants...
i wanna love you in the grass.. i wanna love you in the hot sand.. i want to love you in the pool (especially in the pool) and standing on any nearby mountains, hills, balconies and gigantic laguna beach rocks..
i hope you get sick once a year because i want to design a chicken soup party around your fever and a makeout party around your recovery.. i wanna make you a get well card while i put a cold cloth on your forehead and let you watch me make it, so you'll feel "awwwwwww" inside and i won't have to work so hard to seem irresistible and live up to the statistical 1 out of a billion special find at the swapmeet. i want you to love me like jesus and heroin and a sticky cinnamon roll fresh from the oven and a pile of money touching the ceiling and unlimited hawaiian sunshine..
They'll be a drinker, or open to the possibility, but not out of control. One of my favorite activities is to just get a drink with friends, family, whatever. On the opposite end of the spectrum, they'll be health conscious. I try to eat well, or at least balance the bad and good. And they'll be physically active. I like to run, work out and go to the gym, do yoga and dance. It's much easier to keep fit and stay in shape if you're with someone who shares that passion. She should be fit, and planning on staying that way. I've been attracted to all types but generally go for the tall slender/fit type. But on the physical level, the thing I notice most is the eyes! A friend pointed out that every girl I've ever dated or fallen for has had beautiful eyes...
Italian male in a wheelchair. I am single and am looking for female companionship. Besides the needed touch of a female, I need massages as well as domestic help. If you think you would like to meet me or can help me out in any way, just call me and we'll meet. This could be an open exchange involving anything such as: a live in situation (room&board); a small salary; barter for 420/other goods/services; or any other ideas female may have. I am very open-minded and 4twenty friendly. This is a team environment. THere are several people taking care of me. So if you're interested in meeting, call me at two-1-3,nine, nine, nine, 17-forty four. THanks, john.
* Location: wla/sfv
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Me? I'm a rather charismatic guy; I have my humble moments, my intense moments and my nature is to be pretty laid back in personality as I maintain my ambitions that brought me to this adventurous city of Los Angeles. I tend to like a little bit of the Silverlake indie spirit when it falls on the mellower side, just before it gets pretentious mixed with the west side and beach style of girl who can chill out and be happy but who can maintain a professional lifestyle. If you think this sounds like you, I think we might want to meet for a cup of coffee or a drink and see if I can make you laugh. Oh yeah, I'm caucasian, reddish blonde, blue eyes, 5'10", in decent shape, educated, intelligent, articulate, and usually game for anything...!
Sorry but I’m not interested in tiny penis fetishists who say they will “worship” and “adore” my little penis. I want someone who loves me for who I am, but also can only be satisfied by a tiny, little baby penis.
you should be my elder . want passion . not immature. and have great communication skills . This should be all about you and " us" have'n a great time . being happy and having fun .
I'm looking for women who are realistic . smart , mature , educated and fun .
I'm not about judgeing you so don't hesitate being real with me .
I went through enough relationships in different times. There were times I was in a relationship when I was poor. Yet she made me happy, she was happy with me. I went through times where I had money flowing out of my ass, and guess what? She wasn't happy with me. But.. why? I have money, I bought her everything. So ladies, stop it with this laundry list of:
"He needs to be white"
"I want a guy with a tattoo"
"He has a house"
"He has pets"
"He needs to smoke 420"
"He needs to be able to drink a lot"
"He needs to love partying"
Cause honestly, you won't ever find your true love like that. You will find flaws and those lists won't even matter anymore.
So this is what I look for:
Someone who doesn't care about external and small dinky things in life but really care in the inside. Am I honest? Am I socially correct? Am I ethical and morally right? Am I kind? Do I treat woman with expect?
This is what I miss:
A long term relationship where I can spend my energy caring, loving, being honest, working on a good grounds for a relationship. Someone that keeps me mentally healthy and someone that I can keep mentally healthy. Someone I can take care of emotionally, listen to, and try to put myself in their shoes. Someone I can take out and have laughs and intelligent conversations.
Ashkenazi or Sephardic, Fat or Thin, rich or just upper middle class, I love them all. I have talked to my pastor about my desires, and he recommended a rehabilitation treatment to turn me back toward a more Christian path. However, I believe that attraction for Jewish women is not a choice, it is something that is pre-determined at birth or even earlier. I knew from the age of seven, when I first saw Yentl, that I would one day marry a Jewess.
Let’s meet up for some halvah and an egg cream. I will read you some passages from the bible (new testament) and we can get to know each other. All I’d really need you to do is repeat this phrase. I, very sexy Jewess, accept Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior. After that we should be able to start our life together. Like I said, I’m pretty nice looking, and easy to get along with. I can also grow my beard out if you’re more comfortable with that. The choice should be easy when you consider that your only other option is eternal damnation.
Ideally, She should be Cute, Smart, Funny, Motivated, LOYAL(no cheaters please), Employed, Non-materialistic, 420 friendly oh and fun in the bedroom is def. a plus! ;) ...Just saying. Local Preferred. Other than that I am pretty open to race, age, and all those factors.
A lil about me...I am 27. I live in the SFV area. I work freelance doing Production Sound and am working hard to further my career. I am a so cal native :) I enjoy pretty much anything fun...Concerts, Movies, clubs, dive bars, the beach, swimming, hiking, Disc Golf, poker, Pool, random Drives, staying in and hanging out. always open to new things! I love Music too!
Honestly, I love kids and I cannot wait to be a dad! In fact, I think it would be cool to have "twins," but I don't mind making them one at a time. Twist my arm eh?
As for me, I am the All-American guy. I am white, 6'0, with a very strong athletic/stocky build, light brown short hair and very blue eyes. I played football and baseball in college at a major university. People tell me I look like either Jason Giambi or Roger Clemens without the facial hair. I am the guy that will pick you up and throw you over my shoulder.
I tend to be well-experienced in dating high maintenance women. I can appreciate the fact that an expensive pair of designer jeans can make your butt look really good. I love a girl who will wears flip flops, but it's nice to know she can definitely rock a pair of heels, without looking like a newborn goat.
My ideal match would be smart, young, family-oriented, beautiful, sexy, funny, 5'5-5'10, with a slender/athletic build. A bit of a tomboy, yet can put her hair up in a ponytail and throw on a white bikini and remind me she is all girl!
I would love to find that perfect girl who wants to build a family now, not oneday/someday. She would be excited to be a wife and stay-at-home mom and make her family her priority. That just doesn't seem to be the norm' in LA! So, I am open to importing someone from the Midwest or South.
If having sex a few times a day, taking long, hot showers together, starting a family soon, travel, spending time at the beach, BBQ's by the pool, snowboarding, scuba diving, having a family dog(s), catching a Lakers game or spending an evening in the Diamond Club at an Angel's game is not your ideal life, then I am the wrong guy for you.
Just because I am successful doesn't mean I am going to make your car payment, pay your rent or take you shopping. If you are looking for that kind of relationship, you have the wrong guy. I am not interested in dating a struggling actress or model. I prefer someone who is not in the entertainment industry. I would rather drink a jug of chlorine bleach then have a crazy lifestyle like "The Hills", or "The City." Not looking for a Bromance!
Even though it is a "Man world" the WOMAN is BY-FAR the stronger gender...The WOMAN should be put on a pedestal, lifted up on a platform, and have EACH and EVERY one of her relationship NEEDS CATERED to on a regular basis by her significant..
That should be a man's ONE and ONLY job in his one on one relationship with a WOMAN...A man should make his woman feel like she is the ONLY female on the planet...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRL...
The soft body of a WOMAN should be DILLIGENTLY!!! Physically attended to and pampered regularly with EXTREME!!! PASSION and FOCUSED AFFECTION...
The scent/smell of a WOMAN is cause for insanity, something to be inhaled as many times as possible on a daily basis...the taste of a WOMAN is something too DIE FOR, and definitely something to savor on the lips, tongue and inside the mouth...
A man's universe should revolve around a WOMAN'S mind, heart, and SOUL...and his world should revolve around her female extremities and the vital areas of her physical being...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRL..
In relationship the man should take as much weight off of the WOMAN'S shoulders as possible, and provide a safe place for her to go in her heart...In relationship the man should be ready to walk into LITERAL FIRE for the WOMAN..
A man should NEVER raise his voice to a WOMAN and ALWAYS should be EXTREMELY GENTLE & KIND. Their should never be ANY TYPE of aggression towards a WOMAN and definitely NO kind of man-handling unless she desires to be TAKEN in that manner AFFECTIONATELY in an EROTIC, SENSUAL, OVERWHELMING, SEXUAL SCENARIO...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRL ! ! !
Handsome to many 5' 11", 195lbs.........If you are interested PLEASE SEND A FACE & FIGURE PHOTO & I WILL RETURN THE GESTURE
PLEASE CALL (eight,one,eight) - seven,three,zero - one,nine,six,two IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO KNOW IF YOU ARE "REAL" ! Much ablige
I live in the South bay. I am 6'4, 34, never married no kids not to say kids are not in my future some day. I work fulltime Monday-Friday. and my weekends are usually spent with friends either hanging out or going on trips.
Reasons to date me.
1 I’m honestly looking for something in a LTR way
2 im normal, I can function in crowds, I’m able to introduce myself, and hold conversations that don’t just involve sex.
3 I’m stable I don’t suffer from any craziness besides getting a little giddy occasionally
4 I have a nice job.(but i put in some hours)
5 I’m not so bad to look at.
Reasons I would prefer you want to date me.
1 you’re not looking for someone to be a sugar daddy but someone who can afford equally the things you want to do. You don’t have to be at my level but at least working your way to get there, or happy with what you have.
2 you want someone who is outgoing and spontaneous
3 you can appreciate humor and have a great sense of it
4 you like me for me as a whole and not just one part
5 You want someone who you can talk with and share opinions and not have one sided conversations.
6. You’re not looking for someone to spend every free moment with. I think a good relationship needs pace at times not just 24/7 togetherness. (Girls need girl’s night outs and so do boys)
7 you want someone one you can trust and who trusts you.
Ok so now I made a long list but. These of course are not the only things I want or you want either so send an email and we can talk more if I sound interesting your pic will of course get mine in return.
Now the qualities that I am looking for are: good sence of humur, kind hearted, NOT a gold digger ( I will know if you are), friendly towards others and caring.
As far as looks go, I dont care. But Big boobs do catch my eye, just being me. That does not mean that I am not attacted to women with small breasts. Those are just as fine.
why attached? I really don’t have too much time to waste on girls that want too much of my time, and if you are a married or in a relationship then I presume you will not bother me 10 times a day.
Imagine what you want, and imagine having it…If you are very happy in all aspects of your life then you are not for me, but if you are missing something in your life and you want to significantly improve your life style while having fun, then you can respond.
I want you to keep your current relationship, if you are looking to replace your relationship then this is not going to work, you must want to keep your current relationship, yet willing to have something outside of it.
If I like you then your life style will drastically improve since I will treat you like a mistress, and mistresses get benefits...
If you are the girl then we’ll toast to a long and discreet relationship….
So why not let someone to do it for me. It's a pretty small house with 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. I am offering $100 per hour. I have all the cleaning materials here.
I prefer a young person or at least looks young.
But of course since I am a guy, I need something else from you also. NO SEX. I REPEAT. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX.
If you are interested cleaning my house and/or want to know that "something else from you", please respond with pictures and basic information.
I’m a well-educated east-coast native, driven yet laid-back, with a creative and managerial role in the entertainment industry, and I’ve been discretely exploring my sexually dominant side since I was 19. When I’m not bragging about myself online or forcing girls to blow me, I love to go running, listen to random new bands, drive fast with the top down, and trade funny stories and deep thoughts over glasses of great wine. I insist on quality over quantity, I’m very selective, and I'm always respectful. Trust, physical attraction, and personal chemistry are mandatory.
If you work for a White people please leave my post now!!
*I’m some type of intellectual I’m an REAL ARTISTS, with my MASTERS DEGREE, & I don’t work for WHITE PEOPLE, PERIOD!!
**My mind needs stimulation!
**My HEART is PRO BLACK & DOWN!
**I need to stop meeting & giving great information to worthless Christians, who read & study that KKK BIBLE, written by yours truly “CAPTAIN ST. JAMES”, a DUTCH KLU KLUX KLANSMANS EUROPEAN STYLE.
**I’m looking forward to meeting Pro Black Minded Sisters that are NOT TOMS, that’s ALL, that’s it!
**I’m looking forward to meeting Pro Black Minded sisters that are ARTISTS, who make & sell their own PRODUCTS!
**I’m looking forward to exchanging ideas, or giving ideas that can make us some real money.
**I’m searching for GREAT CONVERSATION from SISTERS that know what they are talking about, or are open to LISTENING to those who posses knowledge that they don’t have.
**SISTERS that are BEAUTIFUL(Internally & Externally) in SHAPE that EXERCISE & don’t EAT THAT PIG!!
**If interested please email me your info & I will contact you asap!
**P.S. I’M A REAL SPIRITUAL PERSON, ART COMES FROM GOD, NOT FROM WHITE PEOPLE! OH! I ALSO do work for the 100 BLACK GRAND MASTERS!!
SWM, 40's, firm/toned 5'11", 175lb. Nicely endowed (above & below the neck) & sensually experienced man who definitely needs no bedroom G.P.S. to exquisitely please an Erotic Lady.
If I seem to be someone who may ~arouse~ your interest, please do let me know.
You: Most of the same, although you don't have to be tall, and you don't have to know about wine. But you do have to put up with me swirling and sniffing and enjoying myself (it's all in good fun.) I'll be happy to give you a few tasting pointers if you want, or we can just laugh and talk about other things.
"OMG!!He's a gem.Where he surfaced from,Lord knows!!But hey,happy he did"-Los Angeles times
"Oh pure joy,rejoice!Our site finally has a "R.E.A.L" man on it.Now we can actually be proud to have quality and substance on this free pathetic online site.Just hope more genuine people like himself join,or this site is history:("-Craigslist Founder/Owner-Fred Drussel(Ya,your site is crap buddy haha)
"Hate him...Jerk...A--....Hope he dies...But yes,sniff..He is an amazing super dooper guy...Sniff"-My X(YA O.K!!One bad review.But she is mental and bitter haha)
"Number one pick for 2009 and beyond. By far, man of the year!"-Jesse(the corner store guy)
"love this guy!!He breathes hope and dreams.One whose emotional impact is as great as the Pacific Ocean is blue.Oh and adore his sweet smelling brown hair"-Sally(she does my hair)
"It does not get better then this people.Where do I start???Sweet,smart,fun,funny...The list just keeps on going and going.Oh and was the cutest little baby EVAAAAA!!"-My mother(Thanks ma,but enough....Blush!haaa)
"Um romance sensível e emocionante que leva o espectador a se importar"-Some Brazilian guy(don't take his word,he's a weirdo haha!!)
"A fine gentleman that will leave romantics everywhere misty eyed.They just do not make them like this anymore.A dying breed of chivalrous men he is indeed"-Reno Gazette(Reno?)
"Well,just wish,wish!!I was half the man he is....JUST FREAKING HALF!!!Damn it life is unfair"-George Clooney(Then Brad Pitt,and every other guy on here agreed haha)
America! Im black... Most who read this are gonna be black... There comes time in a black persons life
when we wanna drop out of the black race and be somthin else.. You heard it!! " Black people sho is
trifullin.. " Dont do business with Black Folk " Or when you watch the news and you hear of a HOriffic
crime and you see a black man in handcuffs with his hair NOT combed. Did they execute the DC sniper??
Im hear to tell America, I have seen it all.. I saw it.. I saw it with my own eyes..
A man who I called Uncle Ray Ray since childhood died a last week. Being a vetran he was burried yesterday..
We all gathered to hear folks speak about this man.. Yinnow talk and sob and do what black folks do at funerahz..
The veiwing took place and everybody filled past and paid respects... 20 or so minutes later I was talkin with one
of my old friends from the neighborhood and as I looked over his shoulder I saw 3 older women, one in a moo moo
viewing Ray Rays body. A moo moo!! You know how somebodies got ta fall all in the casket ballin and cryin??
Well after a few minutes I was red ta go, so I went back by the coffin... I remembered Uncle had some rings on ..
They were gone!!! That lady wasnt cry jerkin.. She was pullin the rings off. And the 2 ladies were lookouts..
Uncle Ray Ray got jacked for the jewelry... And shortly after people started talkin... The shit was about to hit the fan.
I was outta there..... I never saw the 3 old bats again.. I dot even know if they even knew who Uncle was..
America! After a week of black folks in the news, drinkin and flyin, choppin up bodies and burryinem in his yard and
a string of robberies on the west side this week. America, black folks have hit a new low. Obama bet not mess nothin
up for a few weeks. Wuss wrong witcha people?
I have pretty good communication skills, I would love someone who can tell me how she feels, and take responsibility for her feelings, someone maybe who likes to dance and walk the beach, probably meditates, has passion, lots of that...