I love the beach, outdoors (hiking, bike riding), cooking, movies, listening to music, amusement parks, animals (I have 2 cats), doing cool and random things, ad enjoying whatever it is we're doing with someone special.
After this accident, I started seeing a therapist because I needed help in dealing with this life change. Through this on-going therapy, I have confirmed to myself that I still love my wife and am committed to her even though her accident and paralysis has affected many things in my life and even though it has been a burden to take care of her. And during the last five years that I have been in therapy I have learned how to be a more loving and devoted husband than I had even been before my wife's accident.
Now let me explain how and why I came to post this ad on this site. As difficult as taking care of my handicapped wife has been, it has been even more difficult for me to lose something that I used to love so much - the ability to make love to my wife. Being a healthy man with normal desires, I will admit that living a life of forced celibacy has been much more difficult than I had ever imagined it would be. Over the past five years, I have felt myself craving sex more and more. There are some days when sex is all I can even think about and I cannot concentrate on anything else! Everything came to a head about one month ago, when I was talking to a next-door neighbor who was female and came very close to making an advance towards her (but thanks to God I was able to restrain myself because she is married too and her husband is a friend of mine).
After this "close call" incident, I sat down with my wife and opened up to her about how difficult it has been for me to be celibate and how I have been slipping into a depression due to my frustration. I even opened up to her about the close call with the neighbor. My wife started to cry and when she did I could see how much that she loved me, because she never intended to cause me so much pain and did not want me to be depressed or frustrated. She told me that she wanted my happiness, and she gave me her blessing to find a female friend who I can practice safe, protected sex with - as long as I remain committed to her and promised her that I would never leave her for another woman. I made the promise and asked her if she would want to meet the woman who becomes my friend/lover and she said that she wouldn't want to because it would be too difficult for her. She said that would want me to be as discreet as possible and not to ever mention anything at all about my lover to her.
After receiving my wife's blessing to find a woman, I decided to post an ad on craigslist because a single friend of mine who I work with told me it was an effective personals website that he had success with. So here I am.
What am I looking for? I am looking for a woman to be my discreet friend and lover. I am looking for a woman who is open-minded and truly understands my situation - in that I am a married man and cannot offer a long-term committment. I am looking for a woman who has read this ENTIRE post - not just the first few lines before replying to me.....because I am not just another married man who is horny and looking to get laid. My situation is unique and I took the time to be open and honest about it so I want to find a woman who is respectful of my situation and who can offer me the affection and intimacy I need. I am looking for a woman who is not interested in sleeping around or having multiple partners - but one who is comfortable with the concept of monogamous sex. I want to find a woman who is drug-free, does not smoke, and who leads a relatively healthy lifestyle.
I also do not have alot of time I can spend with someone because I have a job and a handicapped wife to take care of so the woman I find will have to have her own life and responsibilities too - so that she isn't wanting to see me all the time. The woman I am looking for will preferably be married or attached (since that way I won't feel guilty as though I'm leading anyone on) but you can be single too if you truly understand and can accept my time and committment limitations.
As for physical appearance and age, neither are as important to me as finding a woman with a good and loving heart who truly empathizes with my situation and is also needing affection and intimacy - but it would definitely be a plus if you are reasonably attractive. I'm attracted to women of all races (my wife is black) and all body types from thin through curvy/thick. As for me, I'm white, physically fit, and consider myself to be attractive.
I understand that I'm asking for alot since most women will want more from a man than I am able to give in this relationship. But I also know that there are thousands of women who are on this site, and since I'm only looking for one woman, I will remain positive that someone reading my post will be looking for the type of limited relationship I am able to offer.
If you're interested in talking further with me, please send me an email. Emails with pictures attached will receive primary consideration. I am attaching a picture of me and my wife to this posting so you can get an idea of what I look like.
I am very much for real, but will need to come to you tonight.
I have great hands and I use a firm to light touch. The massage is for your relaxation. I also use a soft and erotic touch if you like. I have been told I have great hands and been complimented on my use of my fingers. it's anamazing sensual explosive massage, working deep into your muscles, and soothing your ever aching body...then when your defenses are down and your arousal is heighten then you'll experience very hot and explosive.
If you are a woman that would like to relax and unwind, please get back to me. I do ask that you are clean.
I understand that chemistry is important but, it seems all the women today are so hung up on materialistic things and don't understand why men are blowing them off. We are done with the game!
I'm a man who is not bad looking and I'm very down to earth. I enjoy going out as well as staying home. But, I don't want a woman who needs me because she needs someone who can financially afford to entertain her.
I don't feel that I am appreciated when I have someone like that. I feel that I am just a financial resource and source of entertainment. That does not lead to love and love is what I am looking for.
So, if you want to drop all your materialistic demands, all your height requirements, your need for outside of the home entertainment and open your heart to love a man for who he is inside, not how well he can entertain you, let me know.
I'm open to something real and lasting. All shallow minded, self centered and materialistic women who need entertainment, move on!
If you don’t think we are a match, maybe you know someone who would be! It can’t hurt to ask!
There sure are a lot of “I”s here, but it’s the best way to tell you about “me.” You’ll see I am very honest. I'm a trustworthy, reliable, easy going, casual dress (t-shirt and jeans) guy who enjoys a simple, uncomplicated lifestyle. I enjoy the usual stuff most "regular" people do. I am rather quiet and unassuming. I am a simple (not stupid!) man with simple wants and needs. I’m generally a very patient person, but have a low tolerance for incompetence and BS. I enjoy scenic drives, spirited driving (Seinfeld referred to that as “a fast turner”), day rides on my motorcycle (sorry; not a Harley, not a cruiser, not a biker dude, no bike nights/parties, not a bad boy or bad boy image), bbq's, and smaller music venues (jazz, bluegrass, etc.) where you are close to the musicians. I’m also a bit of an audiophile. That tends to be a “guy thing.” I enjoy RV (motorhome) travel/camping but no longer own one. I'm not into sports or watching TV. NO TV in the bedroom! If you'd rather cuddle up with a good "book" in front of the fireplace on a rainy day, we don't think alike. Same goes for reading the Sunday paper in bed. That’s fine if you are alone though! If I'm REALLY attracted (mutually of course), make the whole day foreplay! :) I have 2 sons; 24 and 21. Neither lives with me. I had my tubes tied. The hostages are very confused. Sometimes I fake my orgasms.
I mention this so you won’t have to ask. I am Jewish, but not practicing/not religious...and not a typical Jewish male, whatever that is. I don't believe in or follow any particular religion. Too many people killed over interpretations of "The Bible." I try to live a good, honest life and treat others as I would want to be treated. I believe in Karma, but I'd like to see PROOF one day! If you are a religious person, and being with a religious person (of the same religion?) is important to you AND think you can sell me on it, think again. It ain’t gonna happen. You should know this already. If you go to Church on Sunday while I’m out doing something else, are we on the same page?
More? Okay! This is from reading a lot of w4m ads. I am NOT as comfortable in a suit...except my birthday suit, not still growing, not articulate, athletic, energetic, classy, elegant, evolved, driven, entrepreneurial, cultural, sophisticated, spiritual, a guy with an edge, a good dancer, white collar professional, worldly, well traveled, well educated, well read, or well...ah...never mind. (We would probably clash somewhat.) However, I AM a nice guy! (Sh*t! I shouldn’t have said “nice guy.” I blew it, didn’t I? HA!) I've been called "a dear, sweet, cute, adorable man" by someone other than my mom! I’ve been called a Frog AND a Prince! I’m 57 years old, 5’ 6” and about 160 lbs. I know women want taller men. It seems ridiculous to let a few inches come between us. ;) I don't think that's what relationships are supposed to be about, are they? I know it's a chemistry thing. It makes you feel more “protected” and, well, “smaller.” I have dated women taller than I am and "it" wasn't a problem. Sure, I'd prefer a spinner, but there aren't enough of those to go around. I know...bad pun! Yes, there are many other criteria to limit who you want to meet. You have yours! I have mine!
I’ve read lots of ads from 50 year old women who say they want a guy who still has a full head of hair. Really?! Well then, I want a 50 year old woman with a natural “C” cup that still does not sag! Okay? Sigh… Reality sucks, huh? Do you get what I’m sayin’ here or not? Do you know what package your soul mate (if you believe in that) will arrive in? We all have our "types." I prefer Maryanne to Ginger, Jo to Blair, country girl to city girl, mid-western hospitality to east coast whatever. I’m more like Woody Allen than Mel Gibson. I am funny and have a sexual/sarcastic sense of humor. Can ya tell? If that offends you, we won't click. You don't need to be "Pampered." Isn't that a diaper? Zest is a soap. Honest enough?
I’m looking for someone between about 45-58 years old. Humans are visual creatures. Post current photos! I'm looking for a real down to earth person as opposed to flighty and flakey, non pretentious, cute/attractive with very little or no make up... I like real eyebrows (~ ~), not eyebrows by "Crayola" (^ ^), fingernails that won't draw blood when we play, prefer soap and water to perfume, prefer no large tattoos or weird piercings, proportionate...(25 lbs. over max, size 10 max, you know if you are, if you weigh more than I do, then please be taller than I am), reasonably healthy (we all have problems as we get older, I do), very light or non drinker. Deal breakers? No 12 step (sorry, BTDT and best wishes to you), no drugs (420 is a drug and not a secret. If you can’t do life “straight”, I’m not interested.), no smoking (anything), no STDs/past or present “at risk” behavior, no games, and no implants (not intended to offend those who needed reconstruction.) A bit of a tomboy (that does not have to mean masculine or butch) is good too. I want someone with a sense of humor and minimal baggage. They must be honest, trustworthy, compassionate, dependable, reliable, kind, unselfish, monogamous, and not get "headaches." For me, common sense is WAY more important than a formal education.
Since most women are looking for a man who knows how to treat a lady like a lady, I'm looking for a lady who knows how to treat a man like a man! HA! You must have time to HAVE a relationship and WANT one! I refuse to be just a "diversion" from your "busy, hectic life." I’m looking for a BEST FRIEND/LOVER in the same person/body! That is NOT asking too much! That’s how it SHOULD BE! I prefer someone without young kids who still need a mommy all the time. Yes, your young kids should come first. That’s why I don’t want to be number 3 or 4 all the time, except when you make temporary arrangements to make me number 1 for a few hours every couple of weeks. We need to be on the same page in life in order to make this successful. Be able to spend the night alone with me sometimes. I like most animals, but prefer dogs to cats. There does seem to be a difference between "dog people" and "cat people" though. Please don't contact me if you live more than an hour drive away. Long distance relationships make it too hard to stop by for..."lunch" (yeah, that's it!)
Here are some of my observations. “Average” weight; the average person in the U.S. IS a few pounds overweight. I’m okay with that. No big deal. 25lbs. over on a 5-0 tall woman is too much; not so much for 5-9. “Curvy” “Curves in all the right places,” and “A few extra pounds” has meant obese. Petite only seems to mean “short” and is not the same thing as “tiny.” Do you think thin and/or athletic women secretly wish they were soft and curvy like “real women?” Why would they try so hard not to be real women? I’ve tried several times to be open-mined about this and it just doesn’t work out for me on several levels. Sorry, I don’t think I can go there again. There are guys who are very fond of BBW. There are many sites for BBW and their admirers. However, there aren’t any sites for short normal men.
And a lot of people lie about their ages, etc. and think they look “younger than my years.” They say age is just a number. So are height and weight! Uh huh. I understand about “white lies” to get your profile to show up in searches to reach people who would otherwise not find you, to get your foot in the door, but fess up right away! I DID!
One last note; while the profile may have energy, I do not. Some elusive medical condition has taken most of my energy. Traditional/Mainstream/Western Medicine “politics” have gotten in the way of an accurate diagnosis. Generally, I’m in pretty good health! No, I’m not a mental case. IT IS NOT CONTAGIOUS OR TERMINAL! If you need someone to “go, go, go” with all the time, that’s not me. I often wonder if people always on the go are actually running away from something. I need so meet someone who is understanding and compassionate about that. It would be great if you didn’t mind driving sometimes (I’ll pay for gas!) because there are times I know I shouldn’t drive (NOT drug related!) That should not prevent us from seeing each other. I don’t want to be the one doing all the driving. I may have just shot myself in the foot, but how is THAT for honesty??
If you are STILL interested, please respond with more than two sentences that tell me about “YOU!” Tell me enough to get my interest in return! (You can’t do it very easily without using “I” a lot.) Please include some DECENT CURRENT PICTURES. And by that I don’t mean “formal” or “glamour” shots or where you are in a shadow or ¼ mile away! I want to see what your face will look like when I watch you sleeping…or when I wake up in the morning with you looking at me! IF YOU WON’T FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE REQUESTS, IT JUST MEANS TO ME THAT YOU ARE HIDING SOMETHING AND SENDS UP A BIG RED FLAG! And maybe rightfully so! Being coy is just BS and a turn off to me. My kind face will not “accept” you if I’m not attracted to you physically and emotionally (the chemistry!) no matter what you look like on paper.
Even though you might “relate” and love my profile to pieces, if you don’t fit most of my “preferences.” please save us both the trouble of finding out soon after contacting that we are not a match and the awkwardness of having to turn down, or be turned down. I hate to do that! Yes, it’s all a risk anyway. You never know though. But I think you can sorta tell. So take the risk if you want to.
Some women are not forthcoming with openness and truthfulness in their replies to my ad. I try to keep an open mind, but I’ve learned to go with my gut. I sometimes just don’t act soon enough though!
Before you write to criticize my profile, know that several women who were not matches complimented me on my honesty and decided to model their own ads after mine! :)
THANKS!
NOTE: This is not listed in m4m, so men please do not respond. No, I’m not curious. If you're a woman looking for casual sex/hook up/NSA, someone to pay your bills or a place to live in exchange for sex, etc., you're looking in the wrong category. There are categories for that. If you're a woman who is not interested in sex, then you're looking in the wrong category. Look in strictly platonic! I won’t rescue you from a foreign country! I won’t “hit you up” through a link to another site to see your pictures (“tee hee”), to prove I am real, because you are scared about all of those CL KILLERS out there, or because you aren’t smart enough to send pictures through email. I’m not interested in any webcam either. If you don't agree and want to reply with something negative, please don't bother telling me so. It will serve no purpose. I'm entitled to my opinions. You’re not going to change mine here. Post in rants and raves if you need to vent.
maybe you know that it makes a guy cum VERY hard as your strap on will push on his prostate and give him an anal orgasm like none other
or maybe you just like to do it because its sooo damn kinky and a little relief from the normal boring sex routine..
or maybe all of the above?
Well here's some info about me:
1. i'm white, clean cut, and very cute.
2. i have a nice body (i work out when i can..but i'm not a body builder....someday..haha.)
3. I have a great bubble butt that you will very much enjoy
4. I am VERY clean... i have amazing personal hygiene...always smell good... and will enema before we play.
5. I am disease free (just in case you want me to do you as well..)
live alone so i can host or come to you.
why am i posting on CL? because this is VERY kinky fetish and its not so easy to mention it to girls on a date...and not a lot of girls are into it...soooo CL to the rescue....
Please write "HELLO LANCE" for the header of your E-Mail to me. If you don't, I'll think it's spam and delete it, unread! Thank You Kindly!
Fairest Juliet, Art Thou... Someone Positive, Feminine, In Touch With Her Spirit of Romance and Adventure? Okay, if you're Looking for:
SOMEONE SILLY: It really IS the first word people use to describe me. I'm a produced Comedy Writer. My Family, Friends, and Co-Workers are as witty as you could want...and I'd like to think I keep up!
SOMEONE SERIOUS: Besides Trivial Pursuit, I'm not fond of Games or Dishonesty any More Than You Are. I'm here to meet That Special Someone. Period. Flings aren't my thing....Okay, if Tina Fey Calls, sure. I'm only Human.
SOMEONE WHO LOVES DOGS!: My Two Awesome and Adorable Pugs are the Best! but I pretty much love all Canine Critters.
SOMEONE CREATIVE: I'm a Working Pro Artist and Writer in the Animation Field...and I know the My Little Ponies and Care Bears personally. If you ever want to get the dirt on Pinkie-Pie Pony and Cheer Bear, I'm Your Guy!
SOMEONE FREE FROM BAD AND/OR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE HABITS: Drat! You got me on this one. I like Italian food too much for my own good. Gambling, Drinking, or Drugs never held any interest for me, and I think Smoking is the Worst Blight on Humanity since The Bush/Cheney Team, Germany's Little Flirtation with National Socialism, or (Dare I even say it?) MTV's Introduction of Rap.
So, if that sounds good to you, maybe, just Maybe you're looking for me. It's true I need to lose what's left of this gut. Let's Walk, Bike, or Hike it off together. Sound fun? I'm also on diet plan that's Working Like a Charm. I've jettisoned about 60 pounds to date (Normally, I don't Go For Puns, Sorry!)
Now, Let's Talk About YOU.
IDEALLY, You're: 661/818 Area or Adjacent / Professional & Centered / Feminine & Independent / Confident & Appreciative / A Kisser, Cuddler, and Hand-Holder / Intelligent (A HUGE Turn-On)
A Pretty Face and a Few Nerdly Interests Probably Wouldn't Hurt Either.
...and I'm thinking late 30's -early 40's would be the most Compatible with my Childish and Adventurous Pursuits.
Let's Go to a Cool Show (Play, Comedy Club, Concert, Special Screening, Whatever). How about a Museum? (I enjoy all types) I LOVE Theme Parks! Disneyland for me IS "The Happiest Place on Earth" (Except for that Giant Rat in Red Shorts Clomping Around. Creepy!). There are So Many Adventures I'd Eventually love to share with the Right Woman, from simple evenings Cuddled up Watching a DVD to Spontaneous Romantic Weekend Getaways.
Yes, yes, yes. I will be happy to "Walk on the Beach" with you, since every woman seems to mention... Waitaminute! Is that a Metaphor!?
First Date Ideas? You Betcha'.
Stripped-to-the-Waist Knife Duel-to-the-Death Atop the Hollywood Sign? (Just call me an Old-Fashioned Romantic). If that isn't your speed, Caffeine Ingestion seems to be the popular choice. Yes. A Nerve Stimulant is just the thing when you're making that vital first impression!
Note: I will not "Meet You at a Free Clinic Wearing a Chicken Costume", so please don't suggest that. It sends the wrong message!
Thanks For Reading!
Lancelot
PS CL is a Spam Magnet! (They FLOOD us Poor Guys!) So, here's how I'll know you're a real person.
I'll Only Answer You IF YOU...
1. Write "HELLO LANCE" for the header of your E-Mail to me.
If you don't, I'll think it's spam and delete it, unread!
2. SEND PICTURES as clear and current as mine seen below.
I'll ONLY open letters with photos attached.
"These Two Things Do Touch Thy Heart: The Art of Love, The Love of Art"
"Fortune Favors the Bold"
Both emotional as well as physical chemistry are important, so please tell me about yourself ( more than 1 sentence!), and feel free to send a picture. I will do the same.
I'm thirty-something. I take very good care of myself: Diet excersice etc. I am HWP and muscalar, 5'9". Of latino discent but I don't speak spanish.
Just out of a long term and I am looking to build something new, with YOU. I don't have children. I live alone.
I love redheads brunettes and blondes alike. I adore women but I am not a player.
I love to read, cook, dance, shop, excercise, & laugh. I listen to alternative music: post-punk, electro, indie (all kinds really). movies: comedies, foreign, drama, etc.
I have been told that I look like a latin Johnny Depp, and when I was young (as in 20) I was always accused of looking like Christian Slater. You be the judge!
Let's put it this way, if you know what a Mirepoix is, or who Jasper John is or know what Prince's real name is - we will get along. :o) Reply with "I know" on the subject heading, or unfortunately I will automatically place it into my Spam folder.
I'm white, i'm not fat and I have shoulder length dark, almost black, dyed hair even though my natural color is dirty blonde. I have brown eyes and I'm 5'6 tall. If you care about that sort of thing.
College educated, seeking my Masters degree. Hardcore feminist who believes in equality. I am looking for an equal relationship that isn't defined by gender roles.
I'm silly, spontaneous, play guitar (alternative, rock, punk stuff) and sing. I still wish it was the early 90s as far as music goes. I also enjoy Japanese rock music and my favorite band is GO!GO!7188 (they're japanese and amazing).
i'm real and i hope to find a lovely woman that is the same
i've got some real nice green we can smoke
and then maybe grab a drink for the cotton mouth
i'm laid back, easy going love to be outdoors and stay in shape
i'm looking for similar in a woman, age isn't as important as attitude
which is very important
i'm 6ft tall
180 lbs lean athletic body
i'm in the valley studio city area
woman who are real and send me pics
will certainly get replies
I am NOT looking for a "Benefactor" situation ! I am looking for a SKINNY NORMAL GIRLFRIEND that is BEYOND HER YEARS and may be interested in seriously dating an extremely active youthful older guy.
I am feel like I am in my 20s with anttitude to match. Younger hottie's like me because I am funny and they feel that they can learn SOOOOOOOO much from me and can truly be loved by a VERY COOL older guy.
I am a Pro ROCK musican and I am contracted for my own reality TV show ....scheduald to shoot the pilot this fall.
I want to share my blessings and the "LIME-LIGHT" with a NICE, SWEET, PRETYY, THIN YOUNGER GAL that may feel that she deserves a good comfortable, COMMITTED boyfriend.
1 am 6' 200 lbs and not bald "DYNAMIC" MAN that LUUUUUUVS to go to alot of events. Concerts, etc and HAVE FUN Sufing or whatever
IT IS TIME TO LIVE LIFE. NOT AT THE CLUB OR AT A RAVE .......BUT doing fun things in a more Mature element.
DON'T BE SHY ! PLEASE RESPOND WITH A FACE & FIGURE PHOTO and feel free to give me a jingle.
About you; attractive, feminine, look great in skirt/heeks. Ok you can bring the flipflops for the beach. No preference as to race, age, height, weight etc.
about me; sbm, prof. carreer, softspoken, laidback easygoing personality 5'9" 180pnds.
I'm a very goodlooking guy, I'm tall, short blonde hair, (Hair cut yesterday) brown eyes, easy going and a lot of fun to be around.
I do not smoke or do drugs, great sence of humor, and have my act together. (More on that later)
If your interested, send me a note telling me something about yourself and attach a picture. Also let me know what area you live as I an local to the North SFV.
I can pick you up around 10:00 and you can be home around 6:00, unless we get along great, then who knows.
I mean... Am I hoping against hope that there is at least ONE fun loving woman on craigslist that still enjoys a good rare steak, a glass of red wine and some HOT SEX?! (That IS NOT over 200 lbs!)
In case you are wondering what I look like, I am white, late 30's, good-looking, and physically fit. I am disease-free, shower every day, brush and floss my teeth 3x/day, and have been in a monogamous relationship for the past 15 years.
If you are a woman, and would like to receive oral sex performed on you by the 2009 World Champion, please write me and include a picture of yourself so I can see what you look like. I am attracted to women of all races and shapes/sizes.
Looking for gals whom can use ' added rental money. Rent out your living room. Yes I work but hate living alone. I don't need much not even a bedroom... I have own things, food. I live very simple. See photo. I'm 6' 1/2 tall, 27 waist.. 44 in age. Your age is open. Even much older is nice. I go swimming allot/gym. It's your interest w/me and desire to share rent that is. Maybe we find chemistry.
Your facial looks not important, or few extra pounds is fine.
I think it would be perfect if I could have a girlfriend who was born in Czech and now lives in LA, and we could teach each other our languages and customs - but I just don't know how to find you. I'm not sure where to look or where to go or even who to talk to in LA really. I don't trust the internet sites, but maybe if I'm lucky, you could be reading this craigslist right now.
Maybe if I post this ad up today, and again tomorrow, and next week, and so on - maybe one day you can find me instead.
I love kissing your beautiful folds as they unwrap themselves. I love running small circles around your clit as my fingers make their way to your hole. I love inserting and giving the "come hither" motion to feel your g-spot harden. I love your moans of ecstacy as you pull my head harder on your bump. I love letting your juice run down to meet your asshole, lubing it up -- letting my fingers work both holes. I love licking you from top to bottom, letting my tongue fuck you harder and harder. Long minutes go by until you finally buck wildly against my mouth. I love pulling away softly, standing over you, looking into your eyes/your soul -- your skin red and blotchy. I kiss you deeply so you can get just the smallest taste of the joy I've just experienced.
Here is what I expect in return for this ticket. Nothing. I expect nothing from you, though there are certain requirements which will need to be filled before I choose to take you and not someone else.
Here's some info about me.
I'm a guy. I am 30. I am artist at heart, but work for the man, since I enjoy things like eating, sleeping on a bed, bathing regularly, and being able to buy tickets to concerts.
I love all kinds of music. If I could only listen to 5 bands ever again it'd be Journey, Iron Maiden, Fleetwood Mac, Guns N Roses, and Lynrd Skynrd. The only thing I can't stand is techno and electronica. DJ's are lame, I can buy records too.
I have been told I am attractive, funny and quite charming. Yes, by women unrelated to me (and a a few guys too, but I'm straight so sorry boys. You gonna have to find a ticket elsewhere). I am extremely low maintenance, I don't need to be pampered or catered too, I would rather do the pampering actually.
I like to drink. Booze. And you should too, unless you drink it for breakfast, then don't bother responding. I would rather drink in a bar than a club.
I don't have any diseases. STD's or otherwise. You should be able to say this too.
Now onto you. Here is what I am looking for.
Be girl. A real girl. Not a girl who used to be a guy or a girl who want's to be a guy.
Be Single. Really single. Not separated or currently going through a divorce or recently broken up and some jealous boyfriend is gonna smash the windows of my car single.
Be attractive. I can be honest with myself, I know I am not supermodel material and I don't expect supermodel types to be falling at my feet. But like I said, I have been told I am good looking so you should be too. I don't care if you are blond or brunette or a red head, tall or short. People should just be able to tell you are a woman by looking at you.
Don't be super skinny or super fat. Ladies, the heroine sheik look was never good for anyone. I will admit I am pretty skinny myself, but that's not for lack of eating, it's just the way I am. don't have huge muscles, i have a neck and I like having a neck. I plan on taking you to dinner or at least a drink before the show if there is time. If we do go to dinner, order more than a salad. Order the biggest steak on the menu if you want, I like a girl who likes to eat. But remember, eat the cow, don't be the cow.
Be between 25 and 35 years old. I will give or take a few years like 23 to 40 so don't think you will be counted out if you don't meet this category. If you can't at least legally drink in bars, don't bother. I didn't like high school when I had to go, I don't wanna hang out there again.
Give me your name, your age, a little about yourself and WHY you think I should take YOU. Here's a hint, telling me I will get laid is not going to help your cause. I am looking for a friend and possibly more. If I wanted a hooker, I wouldn't have written an ad this long.
Send me a pic. I will send you one back IF i decide to take you and you like what you see and say yes, then we are on. the reason my pic is not on here is, well basically I don't want my pic floating around cyberspace. This whole internet dating thing is a bit odd to me I must admit, but I am open to trying it out. And besides, I got the tickets, I make the rules. And please make it a normal photo of you. Not some extreme angle to hide your double chin or your lazy eye. A full body pic would be nice too. I am not talking about sexy photos in swimsuits or nudie shots. I just want to see what you really look like.
I also like to do simple things like sit on the couch and watch TV. I love a variety of shows and want to find out what you enjoy. I want to have romantic evenings with us just turning off our cell phones and having our special moments.
I’m a world traveler and would love to have you come with me to share a pleasant and extraordinary time seeing some of the worlds’ most incredible sites like the Taj Mahal, the Ruins in Mexico City and seeing the Elvis Mansion.
I want you to send me a picture along with your phone number. I will ONLY respond to one email and then we must talk on the phone. I’m a man in my 30’s who is Persian and Indian, standing at 5’10” and I’m extremely confident in who I am.