Please note that my post is in the LTR section so that means I'm NOT interested in hook-ups or pen pals. I value my time and I don't need to always be surrounded by people as I enjoy being by myself and don't know how boredom feels like.
If you're wondering about my stats here they are - 5’8” tall, slim, brunette, blue eyes and olive skin with European heritage.
Lastly, I'm very much single and have no kids (just wanted to have it in writing since there seem to be a lot of people just posting as single...sad).
If you managed to read so far and are interested please e-mail me your stats (age & height) and tell me why you chose to reply to my post. I'd also appreciate a picture just so we know where we stand from a chemistry stand point - this goes back to hating to waste time.
Does guys on CL know what good looking is? intelligent is? Do I have to draw a face, body and conduct intelligent test, such as quiz or chess?
I: am a good looking asian girl, curvy, pretty eyes, dark, sexy, successful. Not an award winning face but can be hold in any eye. I am near 5’6, so you should be tallerer than me and not to embarrass be when I wear all sized heels, which does not mean a big guy fit all sizes.
Desperation calls for desperate measures...
Lets just see shall we.......
Dn't know about the wish, but i got a text when i got to the bottom . . . coincidence? -- DeAnna
Holy smokes, after i read this my boy mike called me....Sammii
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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
shit my phone rang too
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hOLY MoLy, mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this bulletin....man...creepy....
~jr
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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
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my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
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yo it worked
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it works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
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That was weird as hell!!Steve B.
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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
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omg one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
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this is scary
lets see if it works....
I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?
Hope it works!
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
No attachment on this one.
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling.
Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!!!
SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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*****
********
*******
******
*****
****
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick"
I am looking for a gentleman, a real man, a God fearing man....i am not looking for a thug. IF YOU ARE A PLAYER SKIP TO THE NEXT PROFILE AND DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
I apologize for writing a novela, but I just feel chatty today, I suppose.
Bueno, if any of what I wrote above seems appealing to you, drop me a line along with a picture. If you strike my fancy, I'll respond with a link to my myspace (so ancient, not a bot)
A little about me: 19, college student, studying musical theatre, curvy (i hate the term bbw by the way), long brown hair, hazel/green eyes, full lips, pierced ears, nose and lip, tattoos on neck and foot, smoke and drink on the weekends, 420 sometimes, intelligent, creative, passionate, unique, insightful, funny, sarcastic, patient, compassionate, open-minded, liberal.
Specifics about you: (These are ideals; you don't have to be everything on this list): age 20-25 (ish), tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, dark hair, bright eyes, clean shaven or a little scruff, a couple of tattoos, drinks, 420 and SOME harder things are okay with me, intelligent, confident, please put "intelligent" in subject line so I know that you are real and actually read this, funny, caring, patient, creative, open-minded. Also please live near Hollywood. Santa Monica or downtown LA is about as far as I'd like to travel.
I am not looking love or a fuck, just some nice locals of Sun Valley. I've lived all around Los Angeles so yeah, this is to leave you no impression that I am from outta state.
So here's ad #2. I don't have any expectations about who I'll meet, but if it happens, then I will say it was truly a chance encounter and that I was lucky for a second time. :)
I look like a friendly person and smile easily. I love taking walks through neighborhoods on cloudy days and sunny days. I'm tall for my ethnicity, but stand at an average height compared to all US women. I have a very petite frame, but have been blessed by curves. :)
Likes/Loves: Jesus, laughing with her friends; going to the movies; reading (all kinds of literature); attending the theater, opera, or philharmonic; chillin' by the fire pit with a beer; kids (not sure I want any of my own, though); all kinds of music save for heavy metal or hard core rap (but mostly country), volunteering with different organizations
Dislikes: mean, disingenuous, or close-minded people; skydiving/bungee jumping or anything that has me falling from great heights; bad drivers; sharks
2. Went out with a guy who conveniently left out that he lives with his family, and is divorced. Now, I put on my ad that I won't date divorced guys (I've had bad luck with ones who are still in love with their exes), but what am I supposed to do when the guy actively ignores my guidelines and shows up to the date and springs it on me then?
3. Chatted online with a guy last night (until like 1am) who not only gave me a fake name, but 2 email addresses that were canceled as of today, and a fake phone #.
4. Went out with a guy who refused to give me his age until we met up. I found out he's pushing 50.
5. Had one of the best dates of my life with a guy who gave me a fake name...turned out he's married with a little daughter.
Thing is, how the fuck am I supposed to know which guys are the good ones and which ones are the lying assholes? I'm pretty goddamn fed up. And don't give me any bullshit about how this is Craigslist and you get what you pay for. I don't believe that love has to cost anything.
So, guys, tell me...what am I doing wrong? How can I strengthen my screening process before I waste the make up and cute outfit and go meet these guys? Again, don't bother saying "skip Craigslist," because I've dated guys I was friends with for years, who ended up lying to me about all kinds of stuff. I don't want to give every guy the 3rd degree before I meet them, but seriously, many of ya'll are wasting my time.
If I do say so myself, I am pretty damn hot. H/w proportionate & curvy. 22EE's. A bit of a tomboy, but I clean up very nicely. I am DDF and expect same from you. So what say we hookup at busby's on wilshire blvd. for a vodka & lime or three? If the chemistry is there, we can move forward with the evening. I have my own home and can host.
I'm young, asian woman who is career oriented and yet still like to have the occasional excitements!
I don't want to typical man, I need someone who can handle me and deal with my unique personality.
just a few things...i know everyone is being all stupid picky about who messages them lol im not (that) picky
gotta be over 5'10....im kinda tall
gotta workout...i take of my body u should take care of yours
no wife/girlfriend
and u gotta be bringin sexy back lol
PS. I am ONLY looking for long term relationship. Your picture gets my answer. Please don't bother writing without sending a picture. I am looking for a self aware SWM of my age (about 32-42). Average build, no facial hair.I really am 37 and I really live in West LA. I am really a size 16 (that's a kind of a small BBW if you don't know sizes).
PPS. Being in a state of love doesn't mean that I am in love with someone. It means that I feel love filling me. Only this, nothing more. ;)
my love for puppies/dogs (who really doesn't like dogs though?)
my knowledge for extremely good music
my ability to take a good joke
my ability to MAKE a good joke
my roughness around the edges that really makes me sorta cute
my affinity for hippies (I like to smoke weed so if you don't approve or don't smoke, then don't bother replying. I'm not a pot head, I just like to smoke.)
I love to cook and spend a lot of time at farmer's markets and restaurants. I volunteer for an alumni board and for non-profit causes. I am probably the most outgoing person you will meet this year. But, I do not talk all the time and definitely enjoy quiet time alone reading or intimate evenings at home cooking and watching movies. I am also a dog-lover with an easy smile, and get a kick out of other people's kids. I am 33, a non-smoker and live alone in West L.A.
I am interested in meeting a light-hearted guy who is open to whatever friendship or relationship may develop. However, I am not a great match for anyone looking for an NSA or serious long-term relationship that starts immediately.
My match has: a balanced life, at least one hobby he pursues, a regular exercise regime, and personal goals. My match also is a non-smoker, enjoys lively debate, has and respects strong opinions, and cherishes tolerance and open-minded thinking. Bonus points for sparkling blue eyes, witty repartee, a well-used passport, and book recommendations. I also place a high value on kindness, compassion, altruism, and strong family connections.
If you are intrigued, send me a clear, recent picture (clothed, please) and please tell me about yourself: Who are you? How do you live? What¡¦s important to you? What kind of girl are you looking for?
With that said...if you are Really looking for sex only, no need to read further!
Im single, very attractive, black and cherokee indian, I have a thick and voluptuous body with a very busty and curvy build. Now I know there are guys who arent attracted to thick women, and I completely understand...good luck to you and buhh bye! For those of you who are still reading, you already have My interest!
I am a very active person since I am health conscience and am working on getting fit (I've lost 50 pounds so far, yaaaa!! lol)! I love the beach, skating, swimming, walking, chasing each other, play wrestling, tickling, and anything else fun (perhaps you can broaden my horizons!) lol
I love to kiss, I am touchy feely and love to play in hair so hopefully you wont mind! Im clean, drug and disease free (had a physical in March and have only been with one guy since then (a condom was used) so you Must be drug and disease free also!!
The type of guy Im attracted to you ask...
He’s at least 5 inches taller than me (Im 5'4"), he has pretty eyes (blue eyes are at the top of the list), he's white, european, asian or middle eastern. Im open to body size since I like athletic as much as I like stocky. He is honest, SINGLE, God fearing and believing but not necessarily in weekly service attendance and he has a heart of gold and is willing to share it with me!!
So what Im looking for is one true person on this site who hasnt dated 10+ women from CL. Im real, sincere, genuine, caring and compassionate, fun to be around, a heck of a cook, and I love having fun and being myself and I hope you will be also.
I do love God and He¡¦s a big part of my life (but Im not a religious freak and I wont try to transform you lol), so I hope that you do at least Believe in God.
I have posted on this site before, but there are sooo many guys on here who are either immature, cheating on their spouse, looking for freaky things or just plainly looking for hook up meaningless sex.
I hope to find and diamond in the rough!
About me:
I am cute (so I've been told)
Im short (5'5")
Im a Black woman
Im voluptuous, have a curvy and thick hourglass figure
I have long light brown braids
I have pretty brown eyes
I have a medium caramel colored complexion
I keep my nails and toes nicely groomed any polished
About you:
Cute
Preferably white with blue eyes, but that¡¦s very flexible
Have an athletic to a teddy bear build
Smart / college educated
Disease and drug free
Emotionally and financially stable
Open-minded and non-judgmental
Fun, outgoing
Romantic, loves to hold me and kiss for long lengths of time!
I'd love to meet someone between 24ish and 29ish, haha, who is tall, maybe chubby, and most importantly: happy, nice, kind, and witty. If that's too broad, it would also be nice if you love music (and have an appreciation for power pop? That would be the most amazing plus!), love Los Angeles (even if you're not a native) and exploring everything this place has to offer, love to travel, even if you haven't done much of it (like me, sadly), are nice to look at (maybe with glasses and shaggy hair? maybe not), are nice to your mama and sisters (if applicable), you have a fond appreciation for tacos and the grilled cheese truck, have a college education, are happily employed, are creative in some form, and have a car. Woo, longest sentence ever.
Thanks! I appreciate your reading. One day, maybe we can make mix cd's for each other and then drive around all night listening to them loudly with the windows down, because you can really learn a lot from someone by the music they're listening to. In the mean time, though, let's chat, yeah?
OK SO APPARENTLY YOU MEN DONT KNOW WHAT CHOCOLATE IS. THATS OK. I WILL JUST EXPLAIN IT. CHOCOLATE IS....BLACK!! HAHA AFRICAN AMERICAN...SILLY BOYS...DARK OR LIGHT, THAT DOESNT MATTER...AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I WANT A BLACK MAN...LET ME TELL YOU....
NO ONE CAN MAKE ME FEEL THE WAY A BLACK MAN DOES, MAKE MY KNEES WEAK AND MY TOES CURL...GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES WHEN THEY LOOK INTO MY EYES. MAKE MY HEART RACE WHEN HE KISSES ME...
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT $EX OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
ITS JUST THE WAY THEY TOUCH ME...SO GENTLY...
I DONT KNOW, MAYBE ITS SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR SWAG...HAHA
ANYWAYS I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE...(NOT TODAY BECAUSE IM AT WORK)