As someone who grew up watching 'Nikelodean' and 'The Three Stooges' I have always wanted to throw a big cream pie or two at a hot woman. If you are up for it, and you think this is something you might enjoy, I will gladly pay you for the privilege! I am a fun, respectful, athletically-built guy with a great sense of humor and plenty of room to host such an event. Please send a picture, some idea of how much you would like to be paid for such a caper, and put 'Pie Me!' in the subject line to avoid spammers. Look forward to meeting/pieing you...! :)
NB: Ladies only please - not into guys!!
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers