I’m employed and seeking a roommate arrangement that I can invest into, instead of hedging all of my efforts to be an ideal tenant. I’m not seeking anything short term, unless you can at least accommodate six months. I work weekdays and I have hobbies and food to enrich my time off.
No drugs, no drinking, no smoking, no pets, no borrowing/theft (if there’s any distinction), no guests, no lingering messes, no neglectful hygiene, no intentional misconduct, no lawless behavior, no passive aggressive dysfunction, no loud music.
However I do:
Cook
Wash clothes
Clean up after you if I have to (I have allergies and I prefer not to wait until your mess ends up staining my overpriced throw)((I can live with animals, depending on the dander control you exercise))
Observe an array of religious/spiritual regulations, such as dietary restrictions
Return from work at very late hours
Take 100% of our explicit arrangements as your guarantee: as long as I pay rent, I’ll never see a day without unlimited access to what you’re offering.
If that sounds reliably familiar with what you’re searching for in a tenant, my budget is $700 per month. But if you want to hit the ceiling on that price, I’ll expect the full Monty. Please do not abuse my contact information, and have a safe weekend!