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Remember the story of Rumpelstiltskin, how he spun the Miller's daughter's straw into gold? That's what I do.

I take whatever writing you give me and spin it into something that's strong, clear, and focused. A-grade material.

And instead of giving me your first-born child, all I ask for is some of that green stuff. Muahahaha. Anyways.

I have two English degrees, one from UCLA, but what really matters is years of experience working with students on all levels, perfecting their papers, and in some cases writing them.

I know what college professors want, and how to give it to 'em. High school? That's target practice.

Working with me allows you to piggyback off my years of expertise and practice. Oink Oink.

And if you're tired/bored/over it, I can simply do it for you.

I edit for $7 a page, and write for about $15 depending on what it is. HMU, and if not, I hope this entertained you.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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