Enough of the dispassionate writing you always end up hiring some inexperienced, unimaginative college grad to pen for you. Think outside the box. Be intrepid and daring. Be bold and embrace the limitless bounds of excitement and excellence! And forget all these stilted, robotic, blasé writers offering prosaic services here. I write the things they can't or won't!
Need a wedding or funeral poem? An elevator speech or powerful Facebook blog post? A dating profile or sales letter or marketing brochure or dynamic LinkedIn profile? Or a poison pen letter written to tell off that slimy boss or treacherous friend? How about a eulogy or business speech or press release or party toast? You name it, and I probably can write it for you. As long as you want something high quality and creative and profound and unforgettable. That includes many kinds of journalism, radio and film scripts, book editing, stage writing, SEO, website copywriting and business editing of every kind. And of course, magazine articles and just about any variety of verse or song lyrics you can imagine. I am also a writing coach and provide online tutoring in English grammar, composition, poetry and literature and can perhaps write symphonic music if you have a cello!
By the way, I charge reasonable rates and even handle legalese and Thomas Wolfe level prose! Like to see my credentials and proof of skills and abilities? Drop me a line and I'll give you a gander. And even edit your novel if you can pay better than peanuts and have a nicer attitude than Hemingway. That would be Ernest. But you can still call me earnest!
Patrick The Copywriting Editor, Poet & Wordsmith
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