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$uper $weet 2007 MINT F-150 - $6,900 (Covina guey)

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2007 ford f-150
condition: excellent
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: other
odometer: 278,517
paint color: white
title status: missing
transmission: automatic
type: pickup
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Ever wonder what its like to be under 5' and install 30 gauge hallway partition systems? Look no further, this rig comes fully loaded with ladders too small for you to use safely, an ice chest for roadie brews and carne, and 278k memories with the homies. A trusty steed that has seen more of America than you. If you have an iota of respect for the machines that built this country, then you should be considering this purchase, seriously.

If you don't have the pallet for Monsters and early hearing loss, then this truck is NOT for you!
If you don't have a boss in Georgia, Arizona, and/or Florida then this truck is NOT for you!
If you don't have crippling depression or a nasty drug habit, then this truck is NOT for you!

If you do have a hankering to get shit done, and spread it all around the port-a-john, then this truck IS for you!
If you have $6900 and love the lasting side affects of physical, emotional, and mental abuse from washed up, aging ball players that think they're hot shit in golf, then this truck IS for you!
If you have a general distain for your own well being, then this truck IS for you!

In all seriousness, this piece of beautiful American made machinery can be yours for the reasonably low price of $6900 or the hourly equivalent in non-monetary "gifts".

Please no low balls. I know what I got. Only contact me Friday-Sunday 10pm-5am PST on Grindr.

I do not like wasting people's time, so don't waste mine.

P.S. does not include sleeping Latino but open to offers...

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