Ladies, gentlemen, and responsible adults who secretly want to feel like Batman saving Gotham with MPG... feast your eyes. This is THE Prius V. Top trim. Navigation. Bose system. 79k gentle miles. It's basically a rolling iPhone, but bigger and won't shatter if you drop it.
πΊοΈ Navigation - because "lost" is a word peasants with flip phones use.
π MPG so stupid good, gas stations will start to miss you.
β³ 79,000 miles - that's baby teeth in Prius years.
Yes, salvage title. But you know what that means? Battle scars. Street cred. This Prius has seen some stuff and came back stronger. Like Rocky Balboa with a hybrid battery.
Drive this, and people will assume you're smart, eco-friendly, and secretly rich because you're not burning $120 every week on gas.
Price? Enough to make you feel like you stole it, but enough for me to feel like I didn't get robbed.
Don't overthink it. This is the best car on Craigslist right now. You know it. I know it. Let's make it happen.