Ahoy there, ye brave (and snack-bearing) lass!
I be a pirate captain of the small-but-mighty dinghy fleet, cruisin’ ‘round the Marina lookin’ for a partner-in-crime to share laughs, sea breeze, and maybe a seagull or two eyein’ our chips.
I’ll bring the boat — you bring the snacks (bonus points if they float or crunch).
We’ll set sail for adventure, mischief, and questionable karaoke at sunset.
Requirements:
Must have a sense o’ humor and tolerance for sea lions stealin’ the spotlight.
Must be down for a bit o’ harmless trouble on the high seas (aka the Marina).
Must send a photo (so I know ye ain’t a ghost ship) and a short intro about who ye be.
Optional but encouraged: Tell me one funny thing about yourself — the sillier the better.
If ye be brave enough to climb aboard, send yer message in a bottle (or email, if ye must).